When 9 months is longer than 4 years.

I swear, 9 months of this:

felt like 4 years.
But then, all of a sudden, that became you:

(see…even back then you were our princess…)
And then, in a flash, you became this:

I blinked, and then you became this:

which oh-so-quickly became this:

(which is precisely when ‘The Toddler’ became ‘The Sassy Princess’.)
And GOOD GRIEF, child! Can I get [...]