Behold, a light shone down from heaven, illuminating my stairway.
It beckoned for me to follow, and to vacuum the way before me.
I looked up and said, “I am sorely tired, is there nothing else I can do?”
Passing through the kitchen, I picked up a chocolate frosted donut and held it up.
“Surely my time is better used to eat this donut than to vacuum!” I cried out.
And the light became brightest of all.
I knew the task before me, and did eat of the donut.
And it was good.
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